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18-07-2010, 02:44 PM
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Todays joke
A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch less knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband. At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs . . . enough times till her husband says... "Are you wearing crotch less knickers?" "Y-e-s," she answers with a seductive smile. "Thank God for that. . . I thought you were sitting on the cat. Services will be held Saturday, 2pm, local cemetery for the husband 
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25-07-2010, 03:58 PM
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Here's a Good Un from Mytube
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27-07-2010, 12:49 PM
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Have you noticed that when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harrassment ? , but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £1.50 a minute.
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27-07-2010, 09:37 PM
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Poofters
Anyway , where was I ? , oh I know , the first time I met a poofter was in a bar in Wolverhampton , as far as I remember it was called " The Clock " I'd just finished a hard days graft and was dying for a drink and it was near the digs , went in up to the bar to get a drink when some leather cladded tail gunner aproached me and said " would you like a drink handsome " SOD OFF , cor blimey, well it took me by surprise , well how was I to know ? , I dropped my wallet but I can tell you now I kicked it all the way to the car park before I bent down to pick it up , I don't trust them bastards .
 Last edited by Death Penny; 28-07-2010 at 06:45 AM. Reason: Wrong Eye Liner
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